If you are a cannabis user and are worried about an upcoming
drug test, there are some things that you can do to help you pass the test. One
of the most widely known tricks is increasing your fluid intake right before
you submit your urine sample. The more liquids you take, the more diluted your
urine becomes.
But, did you know that you can also take aspirin to beat the
drug test?
How To Use Aspirin To Pass A Drug
Test
There are people that claim that they have been successful
in using aspirin to pass their urine drug tests. Laid out below are the steps on how to do it.
A few days before the
test
Start taking creatinine supplements.
Creatinine supplements can help build your muscles and make
them stronger. They are often used to improve muscle mass, resistance, and
endurance. They also have positive effects to the brain by inducing more
dopamine to reduce feelings of tiredness, exhaustion, and fatigue.
The normal creatinine level is 20 mg/dL. If you try to beat
your drug test by drinking lots of water beforehand, your urine will be diluted
and have a lower creatinine concentration than the cut-off value mandated by
the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA). Medical
experts are aware of this tactic, and may request that you partake in a
specific gravity test and more validity exams, or provide another urine sample.
So, to avoid getting flagged, work on increasing your
creatinine level by taking 3 to 5 grams every day until testing day.
On the day of your
drug test
About two hours before the test:
· Drink 1 liter of liquid, preferably Pedialyte or
Gatorade. These drinks contain electrolytes that can better hydrate you than
water.
· Take a couple of aspirin tablets.
· Continue taking your creatinine supplements.
· Add some Rolaids/Tums/other antacids into the mix,
as these are believed to have the ability to increase your urine’s specific
gravity. Your urine sample should be denser than water to not raise suspicion.
Then, about an hour before the test:
·
If you feel that you need to urinate, just go
and do it.
·
Consume another liter of liquid, preferably electrolyte
drinks like Pedialyte and Gatorade.
·
Take more aspirin tablets and Rolaids/Tums/other
antacids.
·
Add B Vitamins into the mix as well to make your
sample have that familiar yellow urine color.
With half an hour until you are called to submit your urine
sample:
·
Drink more liquid, preferably electrolyte drinks
like Pedialyte and Gatorade.
·
Take some more aspirin tablets and Rolaids/Tums/other
antacids.
You can adjust the amount of liquid, aspirin tablets,
antacids, creatinine supplements, and B Vitamins you take accordingly. It is
best to do a few dry runs before your actual drug test using home urine test
kits to figure out the dosages that will work for you.
Understanding the
basics of marijuana metabolism and detection
There are 421 chemicals present in an average cannabis
plant, and 61 of these are classified as cannabinoids. Among them, THC, or
tetrahydrocannabinol, is deemed as the most powerful in terms of causing
psychoactive effects to the human body.
Every time you smoke marijuana, the process of pyrolysis, or
decomposition caused by high temperatures, produces different types of
compounds, such as amino acids, sugar, nitrogenous compounds, simple fatty
acids, and hydrocarbons. These things interact with the cannabinoid receptors
in the brain and are what trigger the relaxing and light-headedness you
experience.
Once inside the body, THC enters the bloodstream and also travels
to the liver, spleen, lung, and adipose tissue. It can remain in your system
for 1.3 days, if you are an infrequent user, or between 5 and 13 days, if you
are a frequent user. It is excreted through feces and urine.
To detect traces of cannabis in the human body, urine is the
most commonly used sample due to its ability to hold higher concentrations of THC
and its metabolites in a longer time frame in comparison to fecal matter and
others.
In addition to the amount of THC and cannabinoids absorbed
by your body, your rate of metabolism, excretion, date and time when specimen
is collected, degree of dilution, and other factors can also affect your test results.
SAMHSA sets 50 ng/mL as the threshold for detection of
cannabinoids. This value indicates heavy or recent cannabis use. If you get a
lower number, you are categorized as an occasional user, or someone who used to
use a lot and is through a carry-over period.
Will Aspirin Help You To Pass Drug
Test?
Through the years, a number of research studies have been
conducted to learn if aspirin, once it undergoes decomposition into different
compounds that gets absorbed by the body, can affect the results of a urine
drug test. What exactly happens once you ingest aspirin? How can this common
medication for the treatment of fever, pain, and inflammation help you beat
your drug test?
The enzyme immunoassay for drug abuse testing method is one
of the most popular immunoassay screenings used in the forensic and medical
fields today. It relies on the observed signal generated at the end of the test
to determine whether an individual is positive or negative for drug use. A
signal that is higher than the cut-off or threshold is recognized as
screen-positive, and one that is lower is considered screen-negative.
In one study, five men and one woman were instructed to take
four aspirin tablets each. The six subjects were told to provide urine samples
before ingestion, and every two hours in the next 20 hours. Their urines were
examined and analyzed using the enzyme immunoassay for drug abuse testing
method.
The results generated were observed to have a reduced
immunoassay signal that led to the false-negative results. Thus, they led to
the conclusion that ingestion of aspirin a few hours leading to a drug test may
trigger a false-negative result. However promising the findings from this
particular study appear, they do not guarantee that you will get false-negatives
100% of the time.
Why It Is Not Reliable
While there are people that attest to the efficacy of
aspirin ingestion in passing a urine drug test, bear in mind that there is
still a long way to go in terms of research and experimentation before you can completely rely on aspirin to save the
day.
People’s bodies are different, and what works for some may
not work for others. Your metabolism rate, health and fitness level, body
composition, lean mass, and body mass are different from that of your friend or
co-worker, and these are some of the many things that determine how your body
reacts to aspirin and other sorts of chemicals and compounds that get into your
system.
Whether taking aspirin to pass your drug test is a success
or not is heavily dependent on your own physiology, and may or may not always give
you the results that you desire.
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